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« on: May 20, 2008, 04:27:46 PM »

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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/article3941545.ece

Billions of electronic-eating 'crazy rasberry ants' invade Texas

It sounds like the plot of a farfetched science fiction movie. Unfortunately for the residents of Texas, it is very much a reality: billions of tiny reddish-brown ants have arrived onshore from a cargo ship and are hell-bent on eating anything electronic.

Computers, burglar alarm systems, gas and electricity meters, iPods, telephone exchanges – all are considered food by the flea-sized ants, for reasons that have left scientists baffled.

Having ruined pumps at a sewage facility, the ants are now marching towards Nasa’s Johnson Space Centre and William P. Hobby airport, Houston, putting state officials in a panic. “They’re itty-bitty things, and they’re just running everywhere,” said Patsy Morphew, a resident of Pearland, on the Gulf Coast.

She spends hours sweeping them off her patio and scooping them out of her pool by the cupful. “There’s just thousands and thousands of them. If you’ve seen a car racing, that’s how they are. They’re going fast, fast, fast. They’re crazy.”

Crazy is the the right word. The ants are known as “crazy rasberry ants”: crazy because they seem to move in a random scrum as opposed to marching in regimented lines, and rasberry after a pioneering exterminator, Tom Rasberry, who first identified them as a problem.

The ants – also known as paratrenicha species near pubens – have so far spread to five counties in the Houston area. Scientists are not sure from where they originate but they seem to be related to a type of ant from the Caribbean. “At this point it would be nearly impossible to eradicate the ants because they are so widely dispersed,” said Roger Gold, a Texas A&M University entomologist. He added that the only upside to the invasion was that the crazy rasberry ants ate fire ants, which sting humans during the long, hot Texas summers.

Unfortunately, the ants also like to suck the moisture from plants, feed on precious insects such as ladybirds and eat the hatchlings of a small, endangered type of grouse known as the Attwater prairie chicken. They also bite humans – although not with a sting like fire ants.

Perhaps their most remarkable characteristic, however, is that they are attracted to electrical equipment. Pest control specialists say that they are inundated with calls from homes and businesses now that the warm, humid season has begun, with literally billions of the ants wreaking havoc across the state. Worse, the ants refuse to die when sprayed with over-the-counter poison. Even killing the queen of a colony doesn’t do any good, because each colony has multiple queens.

The Texas Department of Agriculture said that it was working with researchers from A&M University and the Environmental Protection Agency to find new ways to stop the ants.
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 02:05:59 AM »

That's disconcerting.
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 09:49:39 AM »

man, those ants are like custom made to take down a city.

Perhaps it's an experiment.

I propose we use liberal amounts of fire in this particular situation. Hopefully they won't come to canada, our harsh winters should repel them. If not i'm moving to an aircraft carrier.
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 12:33:04 PM »

They seem like the biological equivalent to the Replicators from Stargate. Remind me never to go to Texas with any electronics.
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 02:36:30 PM »

They seem like the biological equivalent to the Replicators from Stargate. Remind me never to go to Texas with any electronics.

Ah crap, now i have to learn how to build alteran weapons
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 03:58:09 AM »

Should we just get a whole brood up, have them climb on a van, truck, car or semi load and off to Washington DC they go?

Now that should be the first natural place they want to go.  There is so much electronic munching and fiber optics to eat just for the asking.

Wonder if any one over there knows how to send semiphore after the ants have multiplied?
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2008, 10:45:37 AM »

I predict a large growth spurt in the ant eater population of Texas...
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« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2008, 02:56:20 AM »

By cloning? ;-p
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