Okay I found a really fun website that might entertain us a while.
http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

Pick your answers and post result.

Here is mine:

    Your objective is simple: World Domination.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first clone a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, amazed by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good as an intelligence transferred into a computer?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must destroy the statue of liberty. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about horrors beyond man's comprehension. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your superior firepower, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a scientist. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a robotic exoskeleton?


Stage Two
Next, you must vaporize the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a floating fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of alien life forms hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare sneer cruelly at your disfigured face. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

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an unending cacophony of screams.

For some reason that phrase pleases me. I must be evil inside haha.

 Evil Plan (tm)!

    Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

    Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

    Stage One

    To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, confused by your arrival. Who is this unholy menace? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

    Stage Two

    Next, you must seize control of the eiffel tower. This will all be done from a underground secret headquarters of doom, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will scream, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

    Stage Three

    Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.


That was fun